If I happen to spill a little proteing powder on my counter while I’m preparing my shake and if I had ants or other insects and they happened to ingest it on a regular basis, could I be creating a strain of superbeetles?

This is the best question I have ever seen on Yahoo…

Yes, yes you are creating a strain of superbeetles. Once they reach sentience, they will worship you as their god, and you will have an indestructible army at your every whim.